If not for the presents I wouldn't give a rats ass about Christmas. There isn't anything religious in the holiday for me. Doesn't seem to be for the family I celebrate with either. Honestly, it really ends up being a reason to spend a lot of money, force my way through hordes of people who have lost their patience the day after Thanksgiving, gorge myself on food, and feel a lot of stress; family and general.
I propose having a day of fun and food with your family on another random date that is special to you in exchange for Christmas.
But wait... then there wouldn't be a world wide day when you are required to send me presents. Gift cards to Coveted Yarn Store would be perfect thanks. Boofie needs to increase her yarn stash. Just tell Robert and Denise that it is for the Crazy Lady from Tucson. They will know who you are talking about.
Hugs to my stalkers!
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